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But What
About…
Just Friends
By Nick Pinkerton
Down the
movie theater hall, faraway from the din
of me-too media shills playing dueling hyperbole
over the young cast of Brokeback Mountain—one-trick
Gyllenhaal and his million-dollar chin-down
brood, Heath Ledger confusing repression
and constipation, and frowsy Michelle Williams,
with all the kewpie, neo-Shirley MacLaine
charm wrung out of her—some of us caught
a look at this year’s real all-star line
up of North American screen players. Ryan
Reynolds! Amy Smart! Chris Klein, back from
purgatory! And a crossover from the Brokeback
set making a very good case to be called
one of the best comic actors working today,
Anna Faris!
Just Friends had the misfortune of ostensibly belonging to one of the more reviewer-reviled comic subgenres; lacking any sort of critical cache, its likes are usually thrown to the interns, written off in 48 states by some stooge on AP wire, or dealt “safe” pans by grandstanding writers—Roger Ebert’s deadly unfunny review read like an embarrassing public senior moment. A slam-bang slapstick with needled insecurity behind most of its big laughs, the movie’s a just-slightly grown-up version of the gonzo, gross-out romcoms that drained teenage wallets of part-time job money starting in the late Nineties; it was even partly underwritten by the producer team of Chris Bender and J.C. Spink, who made their name with that movement’s quintessential film, American Pie.
The movie’s prologue starts in true not-another-teen-movie fashion: a house party celebrating High School graduation in the Jersey ‘burbs, tense with our hero’s now-or-never need to declare himself to That Special Girl—shades of Can’t Hardly Wait, except that in place of the cloyingly wide-eyed, nattily bleach-coiffed Ethan Embry, the pure-spirited Romantic many Senior-year virgins might’ve liked to imagine themselves as, we’re asked to identify with Chris Brander (suspiciously close to Bender, no?), a permed Ryan Reynolds entombed in a fat suit, lisping through his retainer, singing along to an All 4 One cassingle in his bedroom—the complete compendium of adolescent awkwardness. Chris’s doomed attempt to take things to the next level with his galpal Amy Palamino (Smart) results in one of those complete public shamings unique to the social bathysphere of High School; it ends with him hopping on his bike and wobbling out of the driveway in complete desolation. The movie’s superb sound design, which later will lend fine Dolby crunch to every crotch-slam, almost buries Chris’s farewell under his peers’ laughter, so it’s doubly funny when you pick it out: “This town is full of losers, and I’m pulling out of here to win!”—from Springsteen’s ‘Thunder Road.’
Ten years on and Ryan Reynolds is just plain Ryan Reynolds, the same ridiculously handsome Canuck of Classical Grecian physique who’d admirably smarmed and popped his intent eyes through National Lampoon’s Van Wilder. He’s got a great job in the recording industry on the Left Coast now, seemingly endless prospects for emotionally unfettered, noncommittal sex, is the star of his amateur hockey league, and lives one of those effortlessly perfect lives as advertised in Stuff magazine. But when given the job of courting pop strumpet Samantha James (Farris) in Gay Paree for his label, they’re grounded by a blizzard en route, coming down serendipitously close to his mom’s place and stranding Chris home for the holidays for the first time in a decade, where he’s surrounded by people who remember who he used to be, including the only one that got away.
From here the movie skiffs through reunions and near hook-ups, lessons learned, falling-outs and making-ups with remarkable aplomb. Reynolds is very funny, and he does condescending snark better than anyone—his stand-by schtick is meandering through a line reading with a vacillating tone before snapping it out, quick and nasty, through an immaculate, clenched smile—but when it’s time to put that leading man jawline to its proper use, he can seem out of his element; emoting toward the vacuum that is Tara Reid in Van Wilder, our hero disappeared. Not so here: when Jamie catches Chris freaking out in his rental car after he’s unsuccessfully put his “chicks like assholes” philosophy to work on her, the scene just plays—Ms. Smart humanizes the sometimes deadening flip assholism that Reynolds was left to breeze out in last year’s wallow-in-raunch Waiting. The ultimate complement to the articulacy of Reynolds’s comic persona is that it’s ready for deconstruction this early in his career. Smart, who hasn’t been spotlighted so lovingly since 1999’s wonderful Outside Providence, is warm and appealing enough to ground not just him but the maelstrom of screen violence around her; whenever someone’s breaking their back for our enjoyment (which is often), her reaction shots are enough to keep the movie from going over completely to Three Stooges masochism.
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Faris, playing
an amalgamation of interchangeable, tuneless
pop tarts that’s not so far afield from
her dipshit starlet in Lost in Translation,
riffs on the contrast of her sugary blonde
cuteness and complete lack of any shame
in a fashion long admired by connoisseurs
of the Scary Movie franchise. Her
shrill diva, a catalog of everything vile
and vain that we like to imagine stars as,
deserves mention next to Jean Hagen’s Lina
Lamont in Singin’ in the Rain in
the Grotesque Caricature hall of fame—it’s
that good.
What really makes Just Friends, though,
is the detail work; every scene in the Brander
household is so no-frills perfect, as the
family slips into familiar relationships
like an old holiday sweater—Reynolds keeps
a great abusive rapport going with Chris
Marquette as his kid brother Mike (“You’ll
always be fat to me!”)—the hand-off of a
holiday cookie accompanied by a sullen,
obligatory, but true “I love you” competes
with any number of moments with Julie Hagerty’s
brittle-grinning, pill-hazy mom for the
movie’s comic apex. And when Chris and Amy
go for a drive, popping in a mix tape from
’95 (“The Summer of Like”), anyone accustomed
to the easy “Hey, I remember that” lowest-common-denominator
pop-culture gags that pollute contemporary
comedies (or, in the case of Dodgeball,
are the entire comedy) might be ready for
a groaner, but we’re in good hands—next
we see of them, they’re grooving to the
techno theme from Mortal Kombat!
A certain Reverse Shot editor laughed for
a full five minutes.
Director Roger Kumble, who should hold a
place in the heart of any late-Nineties
multiplex-goer for the gilded accretion
of sleaze called Cruel Intentions,
manages to synthesize saccharine and slapstick
in a much more fully-integrated way than
his own waste-of-Selma Blair The Sweetest
Thing, or even The 40-Year Old Virgin,
which just seemed hard-up for a laugh in
deciding to catapult Steve Carrell through
a billboard at its finale —neither tendency
betrays the other here, nor does the movie
ever feel like bipolar pandering. This movie
just takes place in a violent world, that’s
all.
There’s nothing new under the sun in Just
Friends: it has its shades of Romy
and Michelle’s High School Reunion,
and the whole East Coast authenticity vs.
L.A. bullshit thing is plenty shopworn (though
it’s rarely expressed as well as “You're
Hollywood, you date models he's Jersey,
he skis in his jeans!”). But the movie’s
primary source of comedy is profound, and
essentially the same that drove another
of this year’s true knee-slappers, The
Squid and the Whale: the gulfs between
self-perception and personal reality, and
the pratfalls we take into them. Pepper
this with a lot of literal pratfalls, very
hard blows to the face, torso, and genitals,
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