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DVD
Reviews
Street Trash
Dir. James Muro, USA, 1987
Wea Corp, $19.95 1987’s
Street Trash is a careening, runaway
dump truck of gore, raunch, racial slurs,
and slapstick whose narrative hinges on
a liquor store owner’s scheme to drive away
pesky homeless patrons by selling them a
discounted case of fetid malt liquor. As
it turns out, “Viper” is considerably worse
than flat, warm Mickey’s, actually causing
people to melt or explode upon consumption
or contact; when hobo hero Fred (Mike Lackey)
discovers the booze’s retributive potential,
he baits his enemies into mugging him for
the bottle he keeps in his pocket… A cornucopia
of subplots, including mafia trouble, Vietnam
flashbacks involving vampires, and a burgeoning
romance between a teenage runaway and a
junkyard lord's sassy secretary, preclude
the possibility of a simple synopsis.
The exotic hellhole for this unwieldy period
piece is none other than bucolic Greenpoint,
Brooklyn, where Muro makes a big local-color
to-do about panning away from street signs
(Calyer & Lorimer, Norman & Humboldt) and
catching the sunset over the East River.
In its pre-gentrified state, the neighborhood,
devoid of Polish bakeries and modish, post-collegiate
emigrants, is a hard-knocks 'hood in which
the Mr. Softee trucks have been converted
into NYPD paddy wagons for rounding up hookers,
and a guy can get whacked just for resembling
Rick Moranis.
Muro’s thesis on the societal value of the
homeless—alcoholic Vietnam vets in particular—is
one of the film's clearer points: poor people
are a comic goldmine. The film’s hefty repertoire
of shock-and-nausea shenanigans includes
time-honored standbys (necrophilia, rape,
flatulent hags, lascivious fat people) as
well as some impressive inventions, including
a whimsical game of keep-away with a freshly
lopped human penis and a bulimic cop who
kills people, then barfs on their corpses.
Adequately rousing, also, are a profusion
of dull-razor quips (“You were still doing
the backstroke in Dad’s balls, don’t you
remember?”) and baffling, awkward threats
(“I’ll bite your heart!”). If the memorable
dialogue doesn’t do it for you, the floppy
tits certainly will.
While James Muro never directed again after
Street Trash, Roy Frumkes, who wrote
the film, went on to pen The Substitute
and its multiple TV and straight-to-video
sequels. If anything, Street Trash’s
NYC-sleaze vibe best recalls a film that
Muro worked on years earlier in the sound
department, Frank Henenlotter’s 1982 sickie
Basket Case. Set in a height-of-seediness
Times Square, the film’s about a kid moving
to the big city with only a wad of cash
and a wicker basket containing his fleshy
lump of a cannibalistic, detached Siamese
twin, who comes in handy when protagonist
Duane gets into trouble, but makes it hard
to adjust to a new life, new therapist,
and new girlfriend. Even Basket Case
might seem fairly humane in comparison to
the insistent vileness of Street Trash,
if not for the former film’s climax, a brief
scene featuring stop-motion animation so
appalling that it obliterates the competition,
hands down.
That said, Street Trash’s own finale,
hurtling headlong into the credits in a
seeming attempt to distract the viewer from
the uncomfortable fact that anyone actually
had to put their name on this film, deserves
kudos for the breadth of its silliness.
Unsure of how to end things, the filmmakers
dig deep into the shitpile of nonsensical,
disparate plotlines and pull out something
wholly unexpected, a mafia execution with
a corresponding musical number. “We Do It
My Way,” an elaborately rearranged version
of Sinatra’s “My Way,” sung from beyond
the grave by a minor character, is the redemptive
Band-Aid that makes it safe to call Street
Trash some kind of classic.
—LEAH CHURNER
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